By woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
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BubbleGrunge 18

Did you like his bone?

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MEM0817 18

And that's when you put him in the dog house....

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blondie107 20

Aw come up with something to say to him! It kinda sucks, probably, but if you look at it the right way, it's kinda funny(: Does he have any quirky habits?

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greggly123 6

Don't complain, obviously he's hitting a spot so sensitive it causes that to happen. I highly doubt it doesn't feel amazing. Better that than a guy who can't get you off to save his life, right?!?!

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Pokelad 12

Is he throwing sticks and telling you to 'fetch' yet?

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kurodansei 16

Replace stick with dick and you may have the next joke in his act.

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tomatosz 23

Wait, you want him to throw his dick?! How does that even work o.O

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newburton13 26

Congratulations, you're now his bitch.

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dickstra 2

The ad at the bottom of the page is for dog training stuff and it made this so much better

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MistsMoon 15

YDI for putting up with it. If you don't like it, say something, or stop whining.

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knotcool 15

If she's whining, isn't she technically saying something?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Maybe she did say something but he's so amused by it that he continues anyway. I've known many a person who was like that.

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dakotahulsey 15

Insert dog sex reference here

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