By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 07:51 - United States - Portland

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Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
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iemislayer 10

Dump her cheating ass

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Wiringify 22

Hopefully she just mistook the date.

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gameover18 17

Dump her ass no man who gives so much to his love should be cheated on.

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thew_fml 14

sometimes people say last night when they meant last time. she was clearly not in a space where she was choosing her words carefully

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JRSOne 5

Some say possible mistake. Did you choke her last TIME? If so it is possible it was an honest mistake. l

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abigiggles 39

Maybe she dreamed that you choked her while having sex?

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thewife5 19

I need more info.. Idk if she's a cheater.. Dreamer or if someone actually came in her room last night and ****** the shit out if her and choked her out .. Wow

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mr_jack_meoff 5

Then choke her until she turns red faced and begs you to stop. You ain't her first and you aren't going to be her last. Just quit paying her bills.

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