Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails...

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 07:51 - United States - Portland

Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

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Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By shesanexnow - 19/08/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend screamed that I was a "filthy, sex-crazed pig-man" because I grabbed her ass. We were in her house, alone, and she was in the middle of giving me a long, deep kiss after I'd gotten off work. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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iemislayer 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:03

Dump her cheating ass

Wiringify 22

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:03

Hopefully she just mistook the date.

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DontTreadOnMeK 6

Monday 3 June 2013 17:53

1-800 Choke Dat Hoe

Nosakare56 12

Monday 3 June 2013 20:49

that sucks

enty6003 18

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:22

Maybe it was just a dream, lots of girls have dreams like that. If so, just be glad it was of you!

jessejamesc 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:50

youre dating an alcoholic?

greggly123 6

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:34

I would have gladly choked her...until she stopped breathing. ****

avapaige1234 19

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:12

Choke her. I mean, literally... with your hands on her neck.

LiVeLiKeAWaRriOR 4

Tuesday 4 June 2013 21:38

That's ****** up.

BradTheBrony 19

Tuesday 4 June 2013 21:41

Now, I KNOW it's not probable, but she could have had a sexy dream? Oh. Everyone else said that already... CONFIRMATION FOR MY IDEA! Yaaay!

ashjo 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:30

Did you end up choking that cheating bitch anyways?

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Wednesday 5 June 2013 9:13

Um either she was being raped and didn't realize it or she's cheating on you!

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