Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 07:51 - United States - Portland

Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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Classically Abby

By shesanexnow - 19/08/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend screamed that I was a "filthy, sex-crazed pig-man" because I grabbed her ass. We were in her house, alone, and she was in the middle of giving me a long, deep kiss after I'd gotten off work. FML

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Kinky

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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Girl boss

By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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iemislayer 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:03

Dump her cheating ass

Wiringify 22

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:03

Hopefully she just mistook the date.

Comments

meherm 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 22:49

Either she's cheating or she dreamt of it..could be a possibility. Ive dreamt of doing some weird shit with my boyfriend during le sexy time.

Attica 20

Saturday 1 June 2013 22:50

She might not be cheating. Maybe it was just a dream, or she was mixing it up with another night? Or a shapeshifter came home last night that looked like you. You never know.

Hazelino 25

Saturday 1 June 2013 23:45

I mix up past days the entire time. Thinking it was "only a couple of days ago" Don't judge too quickley

lionheartkristy 7

Saturday 1 June 2013 23:48

Maybe you did in a dream ....

AzWolf 5

Sunday 2 June 2013 1:08

Maybe she dreamed about you last night!

ThatPlankton 15

Sunday 2 June 2013 1:10

Maybe she said it so he would choke her harder.

OddShoeLaces 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 1:24

Probably got the dates wrong. Just like when I say "the other day" it could mean any time from yesterday to 2009.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 2 June 2013 2:16

"The other day I was.... Wait.... Last week I saw... No, Last month we were... Shit." "So, one time in this movie I saw..." That's a real live quote. True story.