By Abyssal - 04/04/2011 18:29 - United States

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Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
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andres19 0

that's why you wear protection

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ElMundio87 0

you have a wife that does anal, your life is not remotely ****** in the slightest

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ktdad07 0

Note: Sex from behind does not necessarily mean anal sex. And you can make love, have sex, or **** from any position.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, once you're handcuffed to the bed with a motorized ***** shoved up your ass and electric prods clipped to your nipples, I think its well past the "making love" stage and onto full frontal *******.

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DontBeACreeper 0

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edjeff 2

be happy you reached ****** at the same time!

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schism7990 0

How is this an fml? You just had sex, then probably laughed your asses off.

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MissMaryContrary 3

LOL! My husband posted this. :D And now to answer all those questions: 1. Yes, we continued afterward. We were actually already on round 2. Round 1 was missionary, rounds 2 and 3 were doggy style. (we were trying a new condom brand and it was a lot thicker than we're used to) 2. I was most certainly not faking, thank you very much. I am actually in the small percentage of women that can have multiple orgasms during sex. I was on ****** 4 or so when we bonked heads. 3. Yes, we laughed. I still giggle every time I feel the little goose-egg on the back of my head. 4. You most certainly can make love from behind. We don't have sex for the sake of having sex. We're madly in love and very attracted to each other (we're newlyweds, btw) so every time we have sex it is, in fact, making love. So there.

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Larynx 3

MissMaryContrary - you are made of win! :D

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joa76 3

You can love each other and still ****. I don't know, I personally feel weird about the phrase "make love." It just bothers me, for some reason. Regardless, though, to me "make love" implies slow, sensual, and intimate, not anything rough or passionate, though I still don't see why we can't just say "have sex" like grown-ups who aren't from the 50s.

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MissMaryContrary 3

"Sex" doesn't really mean anything any more. You don't have to be in love to have sex (which I think is dumb, personally) but in order to "make love" you must be in love. *shrug* Different implications, I suppose. I get where you're coming from though.

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brittanywolford5 2

that sucks!

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