Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached...

By Abyssal - 04/04/2011 18:29 - United States

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML

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By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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Actor's Studio

By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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Masterclass

By SadOral - 03/07/2019 00:01

Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML

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That's… sexy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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andres19 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:28

that's why you wear protection

ahlun 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:19

doggy skill requires skill

Comments

saxy08 1

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:00

Fail

flowers73 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:16

oh dam it

fuzz94 8

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:17

hahaha FYL. just start again?

xxCupcakeGirlxx 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:42

you look like Kurt kobain 0:

yscpunkchick 14

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:47

"making love to my wife from behind"...... hmmm. thats really just screwing

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 5 April 2011 14:28

Yup. There's nothing loving about that.

MissMaryContrary 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 20:34

Lot's of love was involved, I assure you. And because the entire experience was about two people who are in love with each other giving pleasure to the person they care most about in the entire world, it was certainly making love. Position has nothing to do with it.