Kids: Today, I was making lunch, when my two-year-old ran up to me... - FML

By mattrd - 13/02/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I was making lunch, when my two-year-old ran up to me and handed me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending the rest of my day cleaning the entire house. FML

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mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 14 February 2013 14:12

OP here. First off, I am a father. Not a mother. lol. for everyone who wonders how this could happen, I should have put the baby powder back in his diaper caddy, but for some reason I didn't. I have no reason just forgot I guess. And sometime during me preparing his lunch he went to his room grabbed it off his changing table and powdered the house until it was empty and longer any use to him. He is quick! I wish I had eyes on the back of my head. Thanks for all the people who were understanding.

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sumbum95 15

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:45

Well now your house will smell like new baby fresh scent! :)

nchov523 11

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:46

Be glad. When they're older they'll be spilling their cocaine around the house.

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Leoskitten 11

Wednesday 27 March 2013 7:21

The people calling the op a dumb idiot: enjoy your toddler free life while you can. They are evil and quick little guys that will get anywhere they want when you turn your head. For those who don't understand, enjoy the peace, but ask you parent what YOU were like and i bet there are stories. For those who understand all too well, you have my sympathies and respect because I can at least hand my nieces back haha!!

____Dubs____ 4

Saturday 15 February 2014 8:44

Reason #29274728293947 why I'm never having kids.

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