By kenyaliving - 13/02/2013 22:04 - Kenya

Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML
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Grootensliven 10

And not a shit was given that day

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Lucia_Malpense 14

At least you haven't gotten to the point where you drink it fly and all.

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Imhere4fml 24

Mmm fly juice... You should try bumble bee tea OP, it has a sweet taste.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

There's nothing wrong with continuing this drink, the alcohol kills germs and you're being frugal

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HouseElf 13

What if OP was drinking water...or juice...or milk? Milk would be the grossest in my opinion 'cos you would see whatever remained of the fly corpse rather clearly

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cBlackout 13

Well. Thanks 46. Now that godawful song is going to be stuck in my head until I fall asleep. You're an evil, evil person.

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jojimugo 20

Am just happy my country was mentioned on fml. I know it's sad but am happy

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dabum18 5

What does op mean? I am new to fml thanks

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GoodLookingGeese 10

So how is it to live in Kenya?

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jojimugo 20

If you have money beautiful if you don't it sucks big time ... I guess it's like any other place but with a lot of corruption

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tlecomer 2

In that context, I believe the word is " 'Murica".

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Whytetrash 21

Sucks for America to have arrogant twats like you to tarnish its reputation

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Grootensliven 10

And not a shit was given that day

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IscoreOnU 19

Uhh... Might have been alot of ***** that day...

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cBlackout 13

One of which was most likely in that drink.

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lovealwayssam 14

I always thought flies threw up when they landed, not pooped. *the more you know*

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Starv 6

And not a single ****** was given that day

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Cbizzlez 10

55- you can give a shit but you cannot give a ****

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SenselessPattern 12

69- Unless you're a prostitute, of course.

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Lucia_Malpense 14

At least you haven't gotten to the point where you drink it fly and all.

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hannaaaahr 33

Apparently flies are very nutritious, OP should try it sometime!

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ICastillo 24

#20 I don't think flies are insects being the nutritious type. They're more like the disgusting poo eating insects that are annoying and buzz around your face when you're trying to sleep.

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Felling 14

And not a single **** was given that day.

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tydude64 12

At least he said the right phrase. I up voted this guy and down voted the other guy. Accuracy is key.

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1215116a 14

Look at the post times.

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DerrickJames 33

You have reached a new level of existence. Bye bye consumerism.

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Whytetrash 21

That's alright, it's good for the immune system!

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

At least you're not held back by the anxiety people have over petty things like here in the US. If there was a fly in a drink here you could expect a law suit against nature :P Honestly, I commend you for your awesomeness. On the other hand, that's unsanitary!! Please call Poison Control immediately to remove your uvula!! Good for you, OP.

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Michael_92 20

That's a whole bunch o crazy in one comment.

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omg36 7

Lol at how you say they're lucky for not living in the US where you'd get sued for a fly in your drink, and then tell them to contact poison control. In ******* Kenya. You're obviously the biggest and most hypocritical asshole alive. Just saying.

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Sinkhole 26

94 - What makes you think there's no poison control in Kenya? It seems like you need to step out of your bubble, and at least google this stuff. There /is/ a Kenya Pharmacy and Poisons Board.

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HotsyTotsy 8

Seriously? #9 was being sarcastic...you people are the crazy ones.

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tannerianian 11

Damn dude that sucks. Stay positive and I'd invest in a bug zapper..

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wolfshadow 4

What if his cup happened to be under the bug zapper? You'd have more than just one fly in your drink..

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