By mattrd - 13/02/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I was making lunch, when my two-year-old ran up to me and handed me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending the rest of my day cleaning the entire house. FML
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OP here. First off, I am a father. Not a mother. lol. for everyone who wonders how this could happen, I should have put the baby powder back in his diaper caddy, but for some reason I didn't. I have no reason just forgot I guess. And sometime during me preparing his lunch he went to his room grabbed it off his changing table and powdered the house until it was empty and longer any use to him. He is quick! I wish I had eyes on the back of my head. Thanks for all the people who were understanding.

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sumbum95 15

Well now your house will smell like new baby fresh scent! :)

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nchov523 11

Be glad. When they're older they'll be spilling their cocaine around the house.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Or you can put some socks on and start sliding!

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superdom 12

How is this an fml I did this to my bathroom when I was a kid my mom got so pissed at me it's funny now we joke about it now lol

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ThirstyGrunt 6

Don't leave a toddler unattended. Do you know how much could happen in even just ten seconds?

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Baby powder smells nice but I am still sorry you have to clean it up OP.

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SummonerMaenad 22

Somehow reminds me of my stepmother rushing home to find her two toddlers coating each other in vaseline.

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Roo79 1

Yes this will happen from time to time! God's wrath on you if you have to pee or do anything that takes longer than 14 seconds! Be prepared for the likes of....whole tubes of toothpaste on carpet or poop on the sliding glass doors( ya all over...yes the screen )!!! Lol!

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akiahara 14

At least your carpets will smell fresh.

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Satoaoi 13

kids do the Silliest things

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samanthasammi 4

It's not hard to take a vacuum and vacuum up some powder.

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tika12991 15

um... kids, especially 2 year olds, will not just pour the powder out into a nice little, easy-to-vacuum pile on the carpet or tiles you know. 2 year olds like to paint. Every available service. I'm talking door handles, cupboards, clothes, toys, teddy bears, walls, etc. All this adds up to a nice couple of hours of cleaning, and this is not even taking into account the fact that the child may have decided to experiment by mixing the powder and water. Do you deal with children very often?

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