By queen - 30/12/2009 01:29 - Brazil

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML
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Ninjaface 0

Wow, your boyfriend found a keeper. You're easy, but provide the illusion of his having accomplished something by getting in his pants! In other words, he had your pussy and ate it too.

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JassyJas 2

so do i... oh OP youre bf is FUNNY more of a fhl because his gf doesnt think so

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isacn187 0

i think she labled herself queen beacause of the song, not b/c she thinks shes queen

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SweetestSin 4

no shit #10 apparently you failed to see the humor

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splatt 0

cuz a lot of shit ppl try and pass as humor isn't fkin funny!

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harryc_fml 0

there's no humor in your comment. why? you have a ******.

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pleasesendcash 0

What's with the people who are calling her easy? I mean, the OP never said how long they had been dating... FYL

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g3rusz 6

I fail to see the FML here. OP, ease up a bit, your BF is just trying to be funny.

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SweetestSin 4

#15 i am beginning to see that :-/

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grampa_pubes666 0

I would be like ok ****** we're done so go sing ur songs while you **** a cactice

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xdrumkid101x 0

Wow. Way to not have a sense of humor.

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coffee_addict7 0

A guy stuck his hand down your pants, at your consent, and had a sense of humor about it... If this is an FML, I wish my life were ******.

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Spac3Ghost 0

#20 has the most sensible comment here =) + your boyfriend rocks!!!!! hahahaha =) sounds like something i'd do =) in fact... i will =) hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! i can picture the expression on your face =) =) "oh god!! Thats it melvin!! wait.. what the f..!?" =D

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perdix 29

He chose that song because when he finally touched you "down there," he found that it was "no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise."

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