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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By keepsmiling - 02/09/2009 11:19 - France

Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By BigBangrocksthenight - 03/04/2010 00:31 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

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jeepster7874 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:40

headshot! plus 50 points!

muchagente 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:45

well done. that will teach her to knock and wait for an answer.

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greekman247 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:42

that's just not right

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:50

Headshot

OfficialxAmber 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:55

Well, if she's cool enough with you guys being alone in his bedroom, I'm sure it's not a big deal.

JenL_fml 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:03

Fool!! You were supposed to wait until the door was closed~! Dx

Evangeline1 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:05

nice shot, but you should've locked the door or don't " your business" some where else

Jordynn87 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:08

this is funnny!!

leprecon0 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:13

this made my day

nicolangelo 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:21

Hahaha best fml ever :D

k_madison 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:34

LOL!!!! [sorry, i can't help it. Its too damn funny!]

fthku 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:38

I understand that it might sound like it from the wording, but nowhere in the FML does it actually say the door was open. Why is everyone assuming that? In either case, closed or open door, it's stupid to get naked when the parents are home.