By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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muchagente 5

well done. that will teach her to knock and wait for an answer.

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lil_miss_blair 0

totes ur fault. stop getting nekkid when his mom is around.

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TinyDude 10

Lets hope his mum bought insurance.

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ManaUser 0

@95 It had to be open, it says her bf got up to close it and you can't close a door that's already closed. Further more, since she did it "while he was facing the other way" that strongly implies he was still on his way to the door, or perhaps in the process of closing it.

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fthku 13

Yeah, I realised that I read the FML completely wrong a while after sending the message.

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xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6

how do you slingshot a bra??

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bloopster 2

I wonder when kids will actually learn that it's better to leave the hot and heavy makeout sessions to the time when the parents aren't home? That way you will definitely never have something as embarrassing as this happen to you :) Or is "danger" really that hot?

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bloopster 2

@ #101: Extend your left or right hand and stick up your thumb. Place one end of bra around the extended thumb. Pull back the rest of the bra and let go when you feel the bra is tight enough to fling across the room.

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Miss_Blonde 1

Oh my... That's kind of funny, but I do feel for you.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

say goodbye to your boyfriend, next time you want to have sex maybe next time you will find a more private place instead of going to his parents house. There's is no way that is mother will ever except you. Your nothing but a **** . thank god your not my daughter. Haven't your parents taught you anything.

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cpatrick820 3

I don't think she's a **** because they were getting intimate at his parent's house. It's pretty clear they're both teenagers, and I certainly had trouble finding places other than home to be intimate when I lived at home. You could say "You shouldn't be getting frisky at that age anyway!", but why not? It's completely natural as long as all precautions are taken and they both know the risks involved. While we're on the subject of judging someone's entire personality on one thing, I'll make the assumption that you're not a very intelligent person based on your grammar. Choppy sentence structure, uncapitalized letters, the embarrassing "your" vs. "you're" mistake, incorrect punctuation - that's quite the list for such a short comment. By the way, I'm being a grammar Nazi to prove a point.

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