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Sounds like you couldnt score in the whorehouse that your GF works at with a $100 bill. Get her drunk & give her anal in front of them.
Put her stuffed animals in sexual positions while she's in the bathroom. Then she won't have to worry about their "innocence" anymore.
wow. I feel sorry for you. I'm 14 and I don't even say stupid stuff like that, never have had to.
wow. you life sucks....but this made me laugh...and reminded me of the commercial they used to show on The N of the couple making out in her room...and out of no where she stops and turns all her stuffed animals heads around so they are facing the wall and not them...next time maybe you should do that for your girlfriend.haha.
for some reason I find that hot
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I'm assuming you guys are lesbians? I can't check the gender on FML Mobile, but it seems like it wouldn't matter if a guy took off his shirt. But chicks have boobs. On the other hand, that would be a pretty bad FML if OP is a guy
dude get another gf