By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 07:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML
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XxSKELETOxX 0

I'm assuming you guys are lesbians? I can't check the gender on FML Mobile, but it seems like it wouldn't matter if a guy took off his shirt. But chicks have boobs. On the other hand, that would be a pretty bad FML if OP is a guy

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cookies7504 0

dude get another gf

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beeliv 0

she is ******* pyscho.. hit it nd quit itt.. nd fast

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swhockey02 0

they r lesbians

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lkrunner101 7

Or else just quit it

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skyeyez9 24

Turn the stuffed animals around or toss a blanket over them. Or just dump her.

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perdix 29

I guess she didn't want to add a stuffed pussy to her collection.

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Frank_Sinatra 0

But how would it be stuffed if they were both women? :p

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Sunnytweet79 0

Not funny...at all...get a life !!

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J4musicals 0

What a lame-ass excuse. She just didn't want you

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baborock 0

that's Kind of weird and wrong. you should steal them all and burn them haha

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snafu57 1

#14, great comment. you rock. a pun is the lowest form of humor. thanks for hitting a new low.

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thinmint 0

perdix that was fantastic! I need one of those!

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pomlaos 0

tell her to take her stuffed animals outside then...

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stewietm 0

#17 ure the lowest form of comedy get a life for reals

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