Intimacy: Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By sn-511 - 01/03/2013 22:54 - Italy - Naples

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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The L word

By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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Technique

By jlowder2 - 11/12/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML

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Classically Abby

By shesanexnow - 19/08/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend screamed that I was a "filthy, sex-crazed pig-man" because I grabbed her ass. We were in her house, alone, and she was in the middle of giving me a long, deep kiss after I'd gotten off work. FML

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XxSKELETOxX 0

Friday 25 December 2009 20:11

I'm assuming you guys are lesbians? I can't check the gender on FML Mobile, but it seems like it wouldn't matter if a guy took off his shirt. But chicks have boobs. On the other hand, that would be a pretty bad FML if OP is a guy

cookies7504 0

Friday 25 December 2009 20:04

dude get another gf

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shreddinthagnar 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:07

get a new girlfriend. sounds like this one hit a mental road block around age four.

Giraffe_Rider 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:37

That's adorable. She sounds so cute. ^-^ (Is it wrong to think that?)

forreal1 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 3:17

loose the chick thats pathetic

AlexAstronaut 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:46

lmfao.

Darraghscoot 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 13:50

wow thats gay what age is she? :L maybe leave ur top on nd just pull fdown ur trousers ;)

GingerAriel 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:29

wow... well i dont talk to my stuffed animals... ;)

xxshannonxx456 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:09

she is dumb.

ilikepie789 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:20

she just didnt want to do it

Ebbleh 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:29

Quote. wow thats gay what age is she? :L maybe leave ur top on nd just pull fdown ur trousers ;) I don't think I need too say anything about the stupidity of that comment?