By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML
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L_1781 18

Ever heard of something called wearing protective clothing? No? Me neither

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meli1195 31

do gloves count as clothing? because if they do..... that's weird

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teejessika 13

Were the sweet potato chips worth it in the end? :9

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rojoesydney 6

Arrhghhhh can't bare to think of the imagery

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Tripartita 44

Yes! Now is the time for the OP to take to the streets and go door-to-door as an evangelist of knife safety.

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Kristoffer 35

Been there before, except that it was apple slices and my ring finger. FYL.

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MisstressNicole 20

Me also. Surgical steel knife while making beef stew and a thumb. Didn't even feel it. Lol, I was amazed at how clean the cut was even while talking to the Doctor in the ED. Boyfriend was thoroughly freaked.

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Sora_McKain 36

For me it was my thumb, and a cheese grater. Lol.

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MyS3lf 24

I've got a nice scar on my right ring finger from a similar accident. I use the hand guard every time now, no matter what. I didn't even feel it when it happened, that edge was that sharp. Anyway, moral of the story, ALWAYS use the hand guard. No exceptions.

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LostMy_Marbles 24

I'm pretty clumsy in the kitchen, so I don't use a sliver especially after my sister nearly needed stitches in her finger because of one. The other week, I did, however, accidentally grate the top of my finger/middle knuckle off while trying to grate cheese. I now take the safest possible option whenever handling sharp objects in the kitchen - I make someone else do it!!

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Ichiya 29

Invest in some cut resistant gloves to wear when handling sharp objects.

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Isn't It Ironic? 24

It's the little things like that that hurt the most sometimes. It's also particularly annoying when they don't stop bleeding. Hope it heals nice and quick! :)

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