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By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

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Same thing different taste

By missgayle319 - 15/03/2012 07:53 - United States

Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By PWI_addict - 03/01/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML

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Gammon

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 06:00

Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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Slicy slicy

By nessacadesa - 24/03/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 05:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I was cutting potatoes. I was cutting them slowly, being careful, but my mom told me to cut faster, that I wouldn't cut myself. I cut myself. FML

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By Chef stupid - 11/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Houston

Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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Spark_Slicker 19

Monday 26 October 2015 10:17

Hannibal approves.

lukian_fml 29

Monday 26 October 2015 10:17

Pinkie pie!

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JohnForge 13

Monday 26 October 2015 12:35

Why'd you post it here? Go to a hospital.

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 26 October 2015 14:59

Well sir, that's what this site is for...

JohnForge 13

Monday 26 October 2015 19:53

Yes, yes I know. But I genuinely care about other people, and I don't like it when they are hurt. By themselves or others.

Tejanoswhy 19

Monday 26 October 2015 12:40

That's a dicey situation

areid2000 13

Monday 26 October 2015 19:30

Don't do that

isaak_sanchez 18

Monday 26 October 2015 12:56

Was it good?

HotFrosty 14

Monday 26 October 2015 13:17

Yucky. Soylent green chips are gross.

Publikwerks 14

Monday 26 October 2015 13:43

I've done that with a mandolin slicer. Wasn't using a guard, and took a hunk my index finger. Makes my fingerprint even more unique.

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:57

You were slicing up a small guitar? Seems like an expensive and stringy batch of chips. High in fiber though I suppose...

SadisticStephyy 21

Monday 26 October 2015 14:13

As someone who has done the same thing (but using regular potatoes) with her thumb, I can tell you most of your fingerprint will return :)

roys1girl 18

Monday 26 October 2015 14:35

Welp, that batch is all yours!

Tyrez 32

Monday 26 October 2015 14:37

My favorite flavor.

raaron773 19

Monday 26 October 2015 14:51

Sorry about your pinkie finger OP. Hope it gets better soon.

shaunr40k 20

Monday 26 October 2015 15:17

I did the same thing but to my thumb

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Same thing different taste

Gammon

Slicy slicy

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