Miscellaneous: Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's mom. She was driving us to...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 13:29 - United States - Needles

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's mom. She was driving us to a theme park that was about 2 hours away. She asked for the address to put into the GPS, so I gave it to her. It turned out to be a farm, an hour away from the park. So much for good first impressions. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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By Shaggy - 11/10/2023 15:00

Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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By CloroxDoggo - 24/11/2016 00:23 - United States

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

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InfernoVivo 12

Friday 7 March 2014 16:27

Blame Apple Maps.

Saif94 4

Friday 7 March 2014 16:29

why don't you use the GPS to find her trust again

Comments

JaNeu42 1

Saturday 8 March 2014 23:20

You sure she wasn't using apple maps lol

MisterBrooks 1

Monday 10 March 2014 21:11

Maybe next time you won't be so braindead and get the right address.

NightwingsEcho 6

Wednesday 12 March 2014 17:17

Be glad it was not 5 hours...my first impression didn't go as planned either.

gpg5 19

Thursday 13 March 2014 4:39

Was it Shrute Farms?

becca9985 34

Thursday 9 June 2016 0:19

That, I'm sure, was an honest mistake. While not as far off route as yours was, the one and only time I used Google Maps to get somewhere, I ended up five miles away from where I was supposed to be. Since this was in the time before smartphones with their map apps, I had to call someone to find out where the destination was. Turns out the address I typed into Google Maps was correct; Google Maps just didn't know what the hell it was doing and sent me on a wild goose chase.