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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By Never Been Arrested - 01/03/2016 21:44 - United States - State College

Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML

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By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By xricardo - 05/06/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 14:31 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

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Sashay away!

By Anonymous - 12/09/2017 20:00

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

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Soliciting

By Xena - 25/08/2017 04:30

Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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snowie123 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 9:00

what were u wearing O.o

SunshineBoy21 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 9:33

Where do you work? Sex Toys-R-Us?

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bobbyh1125 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:26

maybe it's time for a change in your work wardrobe ...

bitheway 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:29

Well do you work at hooters?

captainTexas84 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:00

what you get for working at hooters...

ramseyrutherford 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:22

I guess that's a compliment?

hurray4jmk 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:15

Stop doing your make your make up like one then.

MrChocolateburri 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:26

where do you work??

garuru 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 18:56

dude ur profile pic is awesome

sizemore1994 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:49

not only is it high paying but you meet alot of new people everyday

sweeetooth 4

Friday 10 June 2011 5:36

hey at least you know you could pull it off

TheDamnDrifter 1

Friday 10 June 2011 7:01

Soo u work at Hooters?

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Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

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Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML

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Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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