By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
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SunshineBoy21 0

Where do you work? Sex Toys-R-Us?

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incrediblekarma 3

What would be the best, is if OP's job was theme park costume character.

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kay2kay 1

maybe she was princess jasmine or tinkerbell

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SpectSelf 0

you must dress very provocative for your job.

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perdix 29

It's probably the kneepads causing all the confusion. Well, that's what you get for being the Head Nurse!

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Sukismama 2

Lmao, that was a good one made me literally lol

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afdude87 6

stating the obvious is an epic win. oh so epic.

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angelchic3 0

you're really not funny. That was lame. nice try.

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Onlynamethatwasn 0

were you scared when someone paid you without buying anything?

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perdix 29

Why are you apologizing? Are you one of the two potential johns who tried to buy her services? YDI for being so cheap -- for the right amount of money, many women will ditch their current jobs for the workd's oldest profession.

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DizzyDaydreams 1

she isn't a prostitute. her work uniform makes her look like one.

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Keyman1212 14

I've been mistaken for a male prostitute. No, actually I haven't, that was a lie...

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schmelia 10

Wait, you're not actually a male prostitute? Oh... uh... This is pretty awkward then....

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Keyman1212 14

I prefer "high end escort" makes me sound classy. (;

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rocketeer_97 1

thats pretty sad. next time OP, take off the cake of make up on your face. it's weird how girls/women dress like a ***** & wonder why they get mistaken for a prostitute.

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monnanon 13

Its wierd how people think you're easy or a prostitute just because of what you wear. OP was in her work uniform and if its anything like where I work you are not allowed to wear thick make up. I bet OP was dressed up in a skirt and blouse for her work and the people who spoke to her just have a passion for tights or bare legs. There are many people that think women in high heels are easy or on the game.

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rocketeer_97 1

True but what if OP worked at Hooters ? You never know.

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monnanon 13

What does it matter if she works there? Judging people by what they wear is ******* stupid. Plus a hooters uniform has a big logo on it people would have known she worked there. If they assumed she was a ***** for working at hooters then thats their ****** up brain and nothing to do with OP.

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SirObvious 1

I didn't know house wives had uniforms:| I keed. but did you by chance get in to any prices?

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