Health: Today, I was motivated enough to run on the treadmill for the... - FML

By meglast - 29/08/2016 16:48 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was motivated enough to run on the treadmill for the first time in a long time. The movement knocked my downstairs neighbor's ceiling fan down. FML

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meglast 13

Tuesday 30 August 2016 19:19

OP here. It was inconsiderate of me to use the treadmill in an upstairs apartment. Mine isn't very loud and I know the neighbor wasn't asleep, but I still should have thought of the noise. I was very embarrassed, but it is being taken care of and they weren't upset. They just asked me to move the treadmill to another room. I am a small woman-114lbs- I just thought it was funny imagining that I made the whole building shake.

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Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 30 August 2016 9:55

I'm sure your downstairs neighbors aren't fans of your new exercising.

EmoKami 21

Wednesday 31 August 2016 0:40

I'm glad you agree that it may be a tad noisy, as opposed to the people saying "don't want to live below stomping, buy a house!" It would definitely shock me if I caused the building to break too!

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LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 31 August 2016 10:15

Why are you trying to?

_Adog2645 24

Wednesday 31 August 2016 10:21

Somewhere, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you to breathe. I think you owe that tree an apology.

oxomocchioxo 9

Thursday 1 September 2016 8:44

This sucks but made me LOL.

PlumpDonut 14

Saturday 17 September 2016 0:02

One reason I don't use a treadmill xD

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