By left alone - 29/08/2016 12:46 - United States - Schenectady

Today, the client that hired us for cleaning cancelled her contract because I was seen "holding a broom backwards." I'm left-handed. FML
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apaloosa_fml_fml 21

FYL. What a moron to think that. You should've demonstrated the 'correct' way by whopping her over the head with it. It's a tough world for us lefties out there!

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MrsHumanFrog 19

what the hell did she care, as long as the floor got swept?

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apaloosa_fml_fml 21

FYL. What a moron to think that. You should've demonstrated the 'correct' way by whopping her over the head with it. It's a tough world for us lefties out there!

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JZY1989 23

I do believe there is a clause in all policies that state that you can do that when your in sight of the said moron.

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CrassKal 27

There's a right and wrong way to hold a broom?

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Replyka 17

There's a right and left way to hold a broom.

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Goblin182 26

If the broom is angled, then yeah, there is a right way and a wrong way. But, still, even if OP was holding the broom wrong, not a reason to cancel a contract as long as the contractor was doing the job.

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Lizzy500 16

Even with an angle, just turn the handle 180 degrees.

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spirithound 13

there is, but the wrong way is bristles upward... and lefties are too smart for that....

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MrsHumanFrog 19

what the hell did she care, as long as the floor got swept?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Presumably the client believed that anyone who could hold a broom "incorrectly" wouldn't know how to sweep a floor properly.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Hunh?!?! How do you hold a broom backwards??? I am constantly amazed to see the stupids of the world rising to positions of wealth and power for no apparent reason...

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LyricaSilvan 29

Wait, wait, wait. I think I know what went wrong here. You were holding the bit with the brush on it, weren't you? See, that's all wrong. That's the side you're supposed to hit ignorant people like that client with. It's broader, so it covers more area and does a bit more damage to their few remaining brain cells.

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NYM88 26

Obviously she's a 'right' supremacist.

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vicfirthfan 11

Well left handed people are evil... and the year is 1874 right?

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Lalala579121 27

Does that mean we have to burn OP? I mean they're obviously a witch, being left-handed and all. And they were using a broom.

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_EnderDoge 22

I'm also left handed. I know the struggle of looking weird.

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blindoctor 2

I'm not saying this is what happened here, but some people of a certain religion (spiritual belief? idk) believe if you don't sweep the broom in the right direction (right to left, I believe?) that you're inviting...well, I dunno what. They just don't like it.

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domolovesyoshi 33

You have to sweep to the left to sweep evil out your door and since OP is left handed that's exactly what they will have been doing so this is not the reason and that really only counts on certain occasions like Hallowe'en

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