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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

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By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

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By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By Lisa - 09/11/2018 07:00 - United States - Sedalia

Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML

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Trash the lot

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 16:00

Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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Wipe out

By Rick - 24/05/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML

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Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:23

So, she's been watching you in bed the whole time. Now, she'll be watching you as long as you own that nightstand. Creepy.

sarabellum93 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:22

get a new dresser?

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BlueTwist89 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:06

You can sand the bottom of the drawer. Problem solved :).

il_bastardo 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:16

Fill your drawer up with condoms. That'll show her face what's up.

triggerit 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:51

with used condoms...

hafemid 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:46

bahaha.

WickedWendigoX 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:54

burn the dresser! :D problem solved.

metal8214 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:12

owned haha

GRyphonLJJ 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:14

Sandpaper, elbow grease and a sense of humor would also work.

shortyshort21 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:23

so now when you ****, you can give her a nice "pearl necklace"

Cnote231 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:28

paint over it and move on.

Namenlos_fml 20

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:19

Paint it. Problem solved.

TROLLZ 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:46

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