By stillshakinggd - 28/11/2012 21:16 - United States

Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
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KhaeKhae1 3

Senior citizens...sometimes dangerous,remember to think twice when an old lady asks you to help her cross the street.

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nchov523 11

Awh, 7, you ruined our chances to make up funny acronyms :(

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clynnc19 9

Lol sorry but I laughed thinking about this. Old Lady: *Points gun at OP* "Give me your money punk!" OP: "But all I have is..." Old Lady: "NOW!!" OP: *Throws $20*

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gracehi 31

I guess taking your tax money for his social security wasn't enough for that greedy bastard.

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DocBastard 38

Times are that tough that the elderly have to resort to armed robbery? Whatever happened to making money the old-fashioned way - prostitution or selling a kidney?

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gracehi 31

Yeah! How about some good ol' fashioned honest work, Granny?

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j_cat187 19

Kind of difficult to be a prostitute if your ****** is rusted shut.

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MrDarkangel0094 5

How the **** you get robbed by a old ass nigga

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lyflycat9297 4

Sounds like she could be good in...Granny Theft Auto! *shot*

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Gabyzabyz18 8

That was a close call she could have invited you over for cookies! Don't worry I personally find old people creepy and crazy

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wsdarrah 14

All these jokes and everything, the casualness about PTSD... I have actually been diagnosed with a minor form of PTSD, and people, it sure as hell is not something to joke about.

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accidentalsheep 24

I have moderate-severe PTSD and I still joke about it ￣_(ツ)_/￣ anything can be funny if it's joked about appropriately

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perdix 29

The gun changes everything, doesn't it?

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