Holidays: Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get...

By RoxahTheGreat - 26/12/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 20:00 - United States - Plano

Today, I was at a party and went to the bathroom. The door was tricky to lock, but in my inebriated state I thought I'd managed it. Apparently, I hadn’t. Midway through my business, the door swung open, and in walked a group of people looking for their coats. We just stared at each other in shock until someone finally closed the door. FML

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By LadyGrey - 27/01/2015 11:45

Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For €85 I had a view of my room. FML

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By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By LostSoul - 19/07/2019 14:02

Today, I was at a store. I asked if I needed a key for their bathroom, and they said the door was open. I have to walk past them to go in and out of the bathroom. Thirty seconds later, they used the key and walked in on me. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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figurey 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

so? go down to the bar, get a drink and have it added to the room bill.

Tigg3r 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Sounds like my family.

Comments

Tigg3r 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Sounds like my family.

GeorgeBoosh 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:15

…and mine. I got even tho. Ha ha ha ha ha…did I ever get even! The jail time was worth it too.

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:06

ii don't belive that ur family wouldn't let u back in >:(

catalystics 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:17

you shouldve Spartan kicked the door open and smacked them down

CinderChicken 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:20

woop dee do. family antics. obviously you made it back in anyway. this is really not an f my life.

chanprice 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:12

Don be such a douche

subiedude08 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:13

Oh really how would you feel if your family did that to you

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:33

Hahaha, that sounds like something I would do. Your life is good. It's not like you were naked.

figurey 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

so? go down to the bar, get a drink and have it added to the room bill.

The__Redneck 7

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:01

And then, when they see the bill, act like you have no idea how it got there. "I was with you guys the whole time, right? Right?"

tamoodielovesmar 1

Monday 23 May 2011 6:15

win

bigz2k 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 10:16

...And? Were you naked? Did you get kicked out of the hotel for vagrancy? Family left you phoneless, moneyless, and friendless in a faraway city forcing you to beg on the streets next to people who have been without a roof of any kind over their head for years just you could scrape together enough money to afford an hour at the internet cafe and tell the world of the indignity you've suffered? Why is your life F'd? Why should we care?

iEatGuppies 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:51

oh yeah. family doesn't love you. no FML right there. dumbass.

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 26 December 2009 10:28

maybe because it seems her family doesn't want her, that would feel really bad.. "should we let her in?" "nah we don't want her here". If they wanted her there there would have been no debate they would have just opened the door

MiaKong 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:00

Or maybe people need to learn to take a joke. They may have only been debating on whether to play a joke on them or not. Geesh. They're just being whiny and this is hardly an FML.

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:40

if they were joking wouldn't they have let her in and laughed about it and she wouldn't have posted it here?

swartm34 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 10:56

Maybe you're an awful person? Work on that

twitchyyy 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:03

lmfaoo that sucks ass!

analltimelow 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 12:32

You should have made the best out of the situation: 'should we let her in' 'naa i dont like that' 'well **** you i'm going down the the bar and charging it to you tab' *LAUGHS EVILY AND PROCEEDS TO GET PISSED* the end.