By ScottishLad1 - 01/09/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
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ScottishLad1 3

This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.

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FlashBurn 13

That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.

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MissRoxiie 12

Wooow lol longest comment ive seen >.< but who cares anyway?

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DocBastard 38

Jayrs- no, it's not a little gay. It's not any gay. Undressing him and then realising you love him, now THAT'S gay.

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bewareimannoyed 13

Haha I'm sorry but that's hilarious! Favorited. Hope no one you knew saw you...

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sciencekidster1 8

Perfect facebook status: *Picture of muggers standing around you with thumbs up* "Made new friends today!"

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enonymous 8

Doc that's not gay that's love.

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muffins650 1

Atleast u fought back so I give you props.

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bricking_shits 4

Mugged as in raped. Cleared up the confusion.

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