By ScottishLad1 - 01/09/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
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ScottishLad1 3

This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.

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FlashBurn 13

That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.

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d10cat 0

Guess you should look into getting your CHL

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ScuseMePrincess 2

It's reasons like this I'm proud to have been born a free citizen of the United States with the proper means to protect myself rather than a subject of Her Majesty. I'm not trying to be asinine either. I'm truly sorry that happened to you, OP. It takes three cowards to attack one drunk man... It's disgraceful. Be thankful you still have your life.

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JoeTheBow 8

You made my day :D

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Finn_the_human 5

You left without your pepper spray and your back up pepper spray?

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k1ngd1ck 0

LMFAO!!! You can't make this crap up...

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lilovatch 4

Scream like a b itch... They'll leave u alone "jokoy"

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higgy6969 7

All you ***** making fun if this cat--not a one of you would have done any better and probably more than half would have pee'ed yourselves and cried all the way home.

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