By ScottishLad1 - 01/09/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
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This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.

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Top comments

FlashBurn 13

That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.

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Comments

biglittlehead 12

How do you let people strip you down? Geez your pathetic, FYL

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ScottishLad1 3

What, apart from the fact that there were 3 of them? I was drunk and in no fit state to stop them, to be honest I'm surprised I knocked one of them down.

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MagicallyFat 12

Don't play dead carry a knife that should scare them away. But first contact a police priecent tell them what happened and that you want to carry a means of defense.

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mistersheezy 7

If you can't win the fight, run....or fight dirty

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Lorus_fml 12

Fight to win! And if you can't win, pray that you're faster than them next time.

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Eiregal 7

I'd be so screwed If that was me. I can't run due to disability and if I even try I fall. though on my side I have my insane temper! someone comes at me, I see red and it's on!! rarely happens thankfully. well done man, in today's world people seem too happy to just let shit happen to them, I will never let anyone think they have rule over my life, ever

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

he knocked one down not out there's a difference

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Zeek63 0

Pics or it didn't happen! :)

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