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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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Same thing different taste

Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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Cockwomble strikes again

By haveahappyperiod - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

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How? Why?

By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette

By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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starlandmarie 22

Sunday 28 February 2016 16:44

Is anyone else wondering the gender of said mugger?

LB98_fml 8

Sunday 28 February 2016 16:43

Tampons are expensive

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dirty_dan_ 15

Sunday 28 February 2016 17:55

That's so sad man. Not only the keys and wallet, your tampon too

jimeple 12

Sunday 28 February 2016 17:56

How does this even happen?

novulari 2

Sunday 28 February 2016 18:32

just testing leaving a message

RA91 26

Sunday 28 February 2016 18:42

Is anyone else curios as to exactly how this event unfolded??

besosforme 26

Monday 29 February 2016 3:21

More like how it unwrapped.

kowsee 22

Sunday 28 February 2016 19:04

Wow... Im sorry :/. Jeez. Just why...

anyagrande 31

Sunday 28 February 2016 19:21

This is why i put my bag on my lap when i pee in public toilets

RedCronos 17

Sunday 28 February 2016 19:28

Thieves are getting desperate. Stealing the most random things lately. **** your life.

JustShootMeFML 32

Sunday 28 February 2016 19:34

That is just rubbing salt in the wound. I'm so sorry OP. It's one thing to be mugged for money, keys and your phone but a tampon? Seriously?! That is just the mugger being an ass.

faifai_fml 21

Sunday 28 February 2016 19:34

I just... where were you, in an alley somewhere with your knickers down round your ankles?

Kittyphysics 21

Sunday 28 February 2016 19:41

the fu©k!? I'm sorry op. that's probably the worst fml I've read all week.

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