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By stellarshaun - 16/01/2009 22:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

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Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

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Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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Happy place

By HansonLUVR - 12/03/2009 00:26 - United States

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Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

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By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park

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Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

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Go home

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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Whatcha been up to?

By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Top comments

alpuppy 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 13:34

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

Haelous 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 15:41

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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alpuppy 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 13:34

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

rwac07 0

Friday 26 March 2010 12:30

WTF wat were u doin naked if ur parents are around the house? and don't u have any covers?

wintamint101 7

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:40

ya but that would've been worse...lying in bed naked sticking a finger in your mouth...im sorry but it doedn't seem any better

ronton 4

Friday 11 June 2010 4:13

he was caught wanking and this is just a lame cover up lol

AbnormalAshley 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 15:10

LOLOLOL This must be fake.

MrNewOrleans 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:00

hey I've eating plenty things naked... it's fun it feels the best when u go to a restaurant and everyone stares at you :)

crazykidd15 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 18:59

Lolololol

mkcempa 0

Monday 10 January 2011 18:27

win!

thethingthatshou 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:21

you lost you fuckhead..... ****** mother ******

RageWolf16 31

Saturday 22 March 2014 23:30

I walk around my room naked all the time

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 9:01

Oh god, that's so true!

Haelous 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 15:41

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

ekdfml 20

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:01

great movie reference

thisguyintheusa 11

Friday 25 April 2014 4:39

Eyyyy 59 got it !!!

samisalsa 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:38

Nice excuse.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Monday 16 March 2009 1:53

Yeah, EVERYONE eats yogurt naked. *Sarcasm* LMAO, dumb ass.

heheirock 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:28

why did not you have a blanket over your self?

Jezlovespink 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:58

Bcuz then it wud b pointless to b naked!!!

lilymoose 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:07

this is just silly. i don't think it's real. why in the world would you be eating yogurt naked?

iceicebaby24 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:56

dude. why WOULDN'T you eat yogurt naked! better yet, why would you eat yogurt with clothes on? insanity!

monkeys488 0

Friday 20 March 2009 21:30

thats a fake story

giffinator 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:26

your dad actually said "I'm sorry for walking on you masturbating"?

xiaoxaio 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:47

no he said " can i join you"?

uhhSavage 22

Thursday 16 May 2013 13:58

Back to back?

MizzHollywood 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:46

Eating yogurt in bed is the real FML here. Who does that!??!?!

Nottooeffed 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:15

I like to feel a nice breeze around my privates while enjoying tasty snack food

alexxss_fml 10

Monday 7 June 2010 5:11

lmfaoooo!!!! good one!!! XD

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