Kids: Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training... - FML

By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

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By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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youngmessi252525 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 15:59

You aren't supposed to let the children down

jakers8424 18

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:03

RKO out of nowhere

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Aquila_Umbrae 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:30

As long as no one is injured it can't be too bad.

hipposteve 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:35

accidents happen OP!

limegreenpoopie 31

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:47

Ouch! She okay?

DarkSaul 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:52

This is more of a FML for the little girl.

Perfectly_Killer 14

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:57

That job is a slippery slope

LeBandit 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 17:05

plot twist the fall cures the little girl's sickness

bigred6693 12

Thursday 9 July 2015 17:47

At least you were already on your way to the nurses office.

amanda182 19

Thursday 9 July 2015 17:57

Well now she deffinetly isn't feeling well.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 9 July 2015 17:59

I am not sure if is winter where you are but how did this happen?

ZombieVampirez 24

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:06

Hope both of you are ok. :)

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