Kids: Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training...

By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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youngmessi252525 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 15:59

You aren't supposed to let the children down

jakers8424 18

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:03

RKO out of nowhere

Comments

EpicKassi 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 23:32

That's one way to do it.

helptheorphans 17

Friday 10 July 2015 0:15

*bruh meme plays*

moniqueminx89 5

Friday 10 July 2015 1:01

Next time, it might be best to hold her hand rather than carry her...and if you're going down, let her go OP! In seriousness, it happens and kids are pretty tough. i'm sure she wasn't critically injured.

TeacherTeacher 11

Friday 10 July 2015 1:27

It happens. Working with kids, this will not be the last accident.

dukez81 17

Friday 10 July 2015 1:40

Way to go highspeed. That's how we "do it" OP

ESE_gutty 18

Friday 10 July 2015 6:57

Fell * Future teacher Strike 2, one more and you're out.

blackfire29 7

Friday 10 July 2015 21:48

"Fall" should only be changed to "fell" here if we change every verb in the sentence to past tense. What she's doing here is using present tense verbs to tell a story that happened in the past, which is very common in English to make the story more attention-grabbing. - ESL teacher