Transportation: Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch....

By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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Thanks!

By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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Sorry!

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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You deserved it 4 928

sykes831 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:27

wow... i don't know what i'd do without my iPod... and to lose it like that? roughhh.

kyonichii 4

Monday 1 March 2010 5:26

I think that deserves a flaming FAIL. ^^

Comments

orangesodaftw 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:28

Nobody ******* cares if you are first or not.

thrice324 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:19

If noone cares then why post this comment? Obviously you care, which is probably why they do it. On top if that, they probably don't care that noone cares.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:29

Your right #16, Orange soda IS ******* boss

maxfonseca 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:59

chill out turbo

delly_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

aw that sucks...

LemonMan 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

You people fail at being first. FYL OP

RaWriTbEkElliE 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

dat sucks :[

canadasucksthese 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

try 5th retard

thewoodridgekid 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

dam epic fail idk WTF I would do shit I would look stupid az shit

Taylorfacepwns 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:34

^WIN.

GodBarack 5

Monday 1 March 2010 6:39

Yeah, 24 got kinda owned.

dman4412 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

why is everyone rushing for first in such a stupid way. your comments are gonna get hidden cause that's what happens to grabs. anyways how'd this get posted? you'd think they'd correct it from "Fml" to "FML"

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 1 March 2010 5:48

Yeah.. That extra period shouldn't be there either.

dman4412 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:14

they changed it haha

Sniper3000 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:30

wow srry op....

THEoliveira 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:30

lmao niice

orangesodaftw 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:31

Oh, and it's rye bread not ry bread, OP.

yaikwhed 6

Monday 1 March 2010 6:03

wow man does it matter? it's a username. rye bread was prob already taken. people shorten things all the time. and who cares about the way a username was spelled? heck mines an inside joke that makes no sense to 90% of people.