By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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Skullcrusher 5

That's cool!

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Tripout 0

maybe he didn't stick n his pubes maybe he wanted a bj n a puberty just came off. who knows

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Tripout 0

pubes* not puberty I hate it when words fill in automaticly

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igetinyourpants 0

lol .. left over pubes after a bj... may your fml should be I give a bj to my bf while I am sleep

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fuckedupp 0

agreed I would be scared of him afterthat. that is just messed up.

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Masochistic 0

Thanks, 15. I thought my comment was pretty cool, myself.

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TrekkieGirl 0

Your bf needs his ass kicked!

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evilspongebob 0

im saying!!! hopefully he cant play worth a damn.

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DzCountingSheep 0

@ 114 I was thinking the same thing..

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stewie1744 0

why would he pull em out? that's gotta ****** hurt

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Samir30Days 0

I agree -_- fyl, OP! your boyfriend is gross. :/

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drtk23 0

that is ridiculous! how do you even come up with that idea?

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christinacutie 0

yes he is! I would love it if my bf did that to me

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shiznutmuffin 0

that guy must be an idiot and that's disgusting O_o

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wordgirl 0

Haaaaaa! I liked "puberty" even better than "pubes!!!!" It sounds way cooler. :D lolz.

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lmfao1643 3

Im prety shure I was talking to him on Xbox live. There was this guy who kept saying oh not another pube.

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Danielt104 6

ROFLMFAO funniest fml ever

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loveconverse 0

eeeeeeeeeweeeeeyyyyyyyv

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ShadowzI 0

Exactly my though... I mean where to even start. Pubes? Celerbration over video game win? Mouth?drugs?

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fmlgirl1645 0

Believe me its amazing but when hes sucking on your boobs then you suck on his dick its the best

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Enoch134 0

wow fmlgirl that's hot ur bf. must be very happy

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spoonfull123 0

hahaha maybe he just thought you would some how get kinky from that. :S

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is300k 0

I think he's just not that good at dropping hints

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ClaraLewy 0

Lol FYL!!! Me and bf just play Xbox 360 at my house

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Guuurlplease 0

Eww. Drop his ass. Or when he's sleeping shave and drop all of it in his mouth.

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imzdrummer 0

that's really messed up. for one thing, wouldn't that hurt like hell?

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joemk2012 0

There's a time to use whilst and a time to use while, I think. But I don't think she used the right one

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jz113 0

#15 HUH?!?!? u think pulling out your own PUBIC HAIR and EATING IT after youve won a VIRTUAL award is COOL!?!?! do you kiss your mom with that mouth? cause if so, EW

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malcolm44 0

lol that sucks.if it was me I would of put them back in his mouth

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guitgod1 11

what.....the.....****?! that dude is crazy, run away!

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lilbyrd43 0

You're use to puttin his pubes in your mouth, anyways. you'll be aright

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Vayant 0

Ugh. I'm eating dinner as I read this.

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ilovenina 0

she should shave her pussy hair into his mouth when he's aasleep!

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BadPinkKitty07 0

oh. my. god. that is disgusting.

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Vehicle 1

W T F This is soo unnormal. Did you join? I think your boyfriend needs mental examination. FYL indeed.

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Monikabug 9

Ikr. your boyfriend is just disgusting.

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chicken_lover 2

unnormal? abnormal. it's abbey something...abbey normal.

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TruckerGustav 0

... What the hell?! I've heard people do the most rediculous things, but this is just beyond logic.

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Jrook 0

lol what would that be called?

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MXavierT 0

pube stuffing pro unlocked 15 g

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Purpose30 0

lmmaaoo ^^^ I need that achievement!!!

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allen20 0

Were did you meet this guy? At a hospital :O

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Thebluez 0

speaking of hospitals you should take him to a doc and have him checked for mental illness :s

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Enoch134 0

lol no break his thumbs I doubt he uses legs while playing mw2

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Cthulu 0

OWIE OWIE *poink* OWIE OWIE *poink* OWIE OWIE *poink*

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wordgirl 0

#131-Cthulu: FTW!! You made my night. :)

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

I do that when I'm taking a shit. I get really bored. It hurts like a ******* bitch, though.

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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puedominican 0

while his sleeping shave alllll his hair. grab a newspaper then shit in his mouth.

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