Wow people in the comments can be such douches. Honestly how is it her fault that he said something impolite. There are better ways to say that, and he should feel bad for his bad phrasing. How do you know he wasn't just talking about the side to side motion a cow makes? Maybe she doesn't chew her food with her mouth open and btw he should have the common courtesy to just live with it through the meal and move on afterwards. A man with no charm will not get the girl.

I'm guessing you didn't go on a second date.

But were you eating like a cow?

Chew your cud at home next time.

He's a dick for humiliating you. On the plus side, at least you're now aware that you chew with your mouth open and can work on that!

Well, OP, at least he's not a cow-word when it comes to bleating out what he's mooved to think. I'd suggest grazing in other pastures where the grass is greener and the studs are less bull-headed!

2 ways to avoid that: 1. Don't chew like a cow 2. Don't chew like a cow

YDI. Close your mouth when you chew! Have some manners!!

Well unless you have some sort of disability that prohibits you from chewing with your mouth closed, I think this is more of a YDI. There is a basic element of table etiquette that is expected out of civilized adults, especially at a fancy restaurant. And the lack of table etiquette may have provoked the awkward silence in the first place. Idk. Sorry kiddo. Just something you may need to work on. :)

Why buy the cow when you can get milk for free. Well, did he milk you op?