By moo... - 18/05/2013 02:59

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Should have said at least its better than having the manners of an ass.

PiNkMoOn 9

Did that kill the awkward silence or did kill whole upcoming thing between you both?

perdix 29

Cows chew with their mouths closed. The OP most likely chewed with a rhythmic, exaggerated jaw motion with a side-to-side grinding action. Lips closed, but unattractive nonetheless.

Shorty777 4
Shorty777 4

Maybe OP does have bad table manners, but the guy was rude.

My ex chewed with her mouth open and it was a habit so I quit taking her out :)

That's a bit harsh. Some people don't realize when they chew with their mouth open. Doesn't mean they have horrible table manners, their minds sometimes wander and they just forget. And I for one don't find it utterly intolerable. Also, we don't even know for certain if OP was open mouth chewing. He could have been saying just the WAY they chew it, closed mouth, is like a cow.

mzdaisylynn 12

Maybe learn to eat with your mouth closed?