Transportation: Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next...

By SexyPlayer9 - 24/07/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

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By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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PTSD

By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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Malexhe 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:20

YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?

uj_fml 4

Friday 24 July 2009 12:31

Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.

Comments

epic_delight1337 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:40

Lol nice job everyone for not commenting on the FML but instead arguing with a bored 12 year old.

skullbuster 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:58

What's to comment on? Some losers thought they were being funny, snapped pictures and were editing them for entertainment and they got caught. So what!? Aside from the rantings of a bored 12 year old, the only other question this FML raises for me is what kind of world are we living in that these people think their behavior was acceptable? Does anyone really want the answer?

deathbunny256 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:34

I AM FARSIDE TASTES GOOD

midwestjerk 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:39

Your friend is a stupid ****.

Og_BuNny_LoC_19 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:44

LMAFO this is one of the most hilarious FMLs i read.

stevenstyle 2

Friday 24 July 2009 19:56

farside is so retarded.. but his comments are so hilarious. lmfao. this kids a regular comedian.

Amsy12 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:17

haha I totally agree with you, stupid but funny!!

Jazzywrites007 2

Friday 24 July 2009 20:26

He means Carol Ann. It's a reference to Poltergeist.... But he did it wrong. Hmm =)

skullbuster 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:42

@Jazzywrites007: Thanks, I got that. I was trying to point out that Farside is a moron without being blatantly insulting. But you have ruined that now.