Transportation: Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next...

By SexyPlayer9 - 24/07/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

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By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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Malexhe 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:20

YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?

uj_fml 4

Friday 24 July 2009 12:31

Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.

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icertainlysuck 0

Friday 24 July 2009 13:20

YDI for being a sick weirdo!

pandarabbi 0

Friday 24 July 2009 13:30

lol. Use a little common sense next time around, girl. Still pretty funny though

spillproof 0

Friday 24 July 2009 13:43

At least wait till your off the plane. Other people can see and tell the woman later if there was no boyfriend

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 14:46

Why take her picture then? You think she looks funnier awake than asleep with her mouth open?

spillproof 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:59

I meant, wait till later to edit the picture as to not get caught by anyone and have them thell the woman later regardless if there was a boyfriend or not.

einletztesmal 0

Friday 24 July 2009 13:57

The FML clearly states that it was the OP's friend who took the picture, she was just editing it. Just putting it out there.

lexiBRo 0

Friday 24 July 2009 14:03

but it also clearly states that OP was editing it..

atomick 0

Friday 24 July 2009 14:01

That's a great way to get punched.

lexiBRo 0

Friday 24 July 2009 14:05

which makes her just as guilty...

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 14:50

Guilty of WHAT Perry Mason? Now there is a law about editing a picture? The answer is NO, unless it is a sexually explicit picture of a minor. Another Graduate of the Law & Order TV School of Law???

c6dragster 0

Friday 24 July 2009 14:10

hmm... the app i use to get on here doesnt tell gender or anything... just user name and the post...

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 14:29

Then go sleep in a bed.

latkematzoball 0

Friday 24 July 2009 14:39

its the BOYFRIEND because he SAYS "if u want to take a picture of my GIRLFRIEND, wait till shes awake"

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 14:57

@ latkematzoball: I won't comment on your post because you must not be from the USA. It is all too common in this Country that a female will have a GIRLFRIEND (i.e. as in a homosexual relationship, lesbians). The OP says NOTHING about a boyfriend. The entire episode could have been between women. Yeah, I know.... America! What a Country...

kxlovesyou 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:04

except for the fact that it says, "a MAN sitting behind us said..."

Horde 8

Friday 24 July 2009 15:07

Improve your reading skills, dude.. "While I was editing it, a _man_ sitting behind us said..."

snavula 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:28

Farside, you're a ******* idiot. No one wants to see more than one of your comments on this site. You just aren't interesting/funny/ hell, even intelligent. You were so damn sure that it could have been a girlfriend instead of boyfriend, and you didn't even go back to read the OP. Now, maybe you did read it and you just have extremely poor reading comprehension, but if this is true then I want you to get off this site right now and pick up a coloring book. Take it one step at a time.

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 16:02

Your momma.

Bunneh18 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:06

Oh my god. FarSide. You're an idiot. You can't even read properly... ---While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML---- it said. a...MAN. Do you get it...? The sleeping lady...is..the...MAN'...s...GIRLFRIEND... Oh my gawd. I'm from the USA, and you can't even read and insult us. that's funny. You have to be one of the biggest trolls in this site.

FarSide 22

Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

Skip over my comments or vote to hide them. Why do you feel the compulsion to read them, much less respond? You have anger issues. Poor toilet training? You are not being respectful. And for fu*k's sake, PLEASE try and stick to the topic of this FML.