Transportation: Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next...

By SexyPlayer9 - 24/07/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

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By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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PTSD

By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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Malexhe 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:20

YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?

uj_fml 4

Friday 24 July 2009 12:31

Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.

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lettertjes 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:02

a MAN sitting behind her said 'if you want to take a picture of my GIRLFRIEND' . A man is not a lesbian.

DieterDerBlau 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:06

I am.

divineinstrument 2

Friday 24 July 2009 15:13

FarSide, every single comment you have posted has been incredibly stupid. Then I again, I should applaud you for being able to muster enough brainpower with that microscopic brain of yours to actually type a few words without collapsing from the effort.

sue_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:13

I'm embarrassed for you.

xHaniffax 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:28

How do you know? They probably collapsed AFTER that full stop.

heavenandhell 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:30

LiznessMonster 9

Friday 28 January 2011 16:51

yes, yes, I see the logic and thoughfulness in this comment, but I think I'll have to disagree because people actually said and wrote words and such, unlike you are suggesting.

xHaniffax 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:31

That is a very bitchy and immature thing to do. When you were "editing" the picture, what did you do? Draw a **** near the woman's mouth?

Cdldriver 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:34

Asshole

divineinstrument 2

Friday 24 July 2009 15:49

LMAO #54 Still, I only wish that one comment had drained them completely. FarSide has posted a large number of shitty comments

Antonio718 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:53

Its not a medical disorder. When people sleep like that (on a chair seat etc) they're not using their muscles to keep their jaw up. once again its NOT a medical disorder