Transportation: Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use...

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 12:00

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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pinkdottedbow 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:38

Wear a diaper?

crazycat123 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:48

how does that even happen?! 0.o

Comments

2an1a 4

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:16

feel sry for the person nxt to u :|... ydi for waiting to the last minute

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:18

that must have been embarassing.

dallyp 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:20

today, I spent the duration of my flight sitting next to a passenger who was too dumb to control their bowels. he shit himself and didn't do anything to clean up. FML

Schizomaniac 24

Sunday 5 September 2010 2:44

I didn't know bowel movement control indicated a lack of intelligence.

Griggy 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:26

It would have sucked more if you made it in time but the bathroom was occupied.

bobulant 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:28

Yowch. Embarassing.. I bet there was someone in the bathroom having some GI problems as well. :|

Senseless_487 29

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:51

Picture win!

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:33

OP is a girl

xocuban18xo 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:37

so did u poop or piss ?

Laby_fml 9

Sunday 5 September 2010 2:03

OP never said they waited the last minute to go. "I suddenly felt the need" So don't assume. I apologize OP. it must have been very embarrassing. Just keep in mind: I will never see the people on the plane again