By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 828
You deserved it 2 200

Same thing different taste

Top comments

giantsfan2010 23

I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening

Comments

YourOpinionSucks 22

Sounds like a sticky situation.

It's sickening when people are so quick to spew out these overused puns that immediately get down voted into oblivion.

mds9986 24

44- it's even more sickening that people actually get mad at them. Does it really bother you that much?

YourOpinionSucks 22

It's part of the English language, if you don't like puns, or play on words, invent your own language, or maybe go **** yourself. Either one is fine.

and don't learn Chinese it's full of puns, the language is basicly built for puns.

ScottVining 21

My dog threw up out the window of the car and a similar result occurred

This just reminded me of It's Always Sunny, the show that taught me not to throw jars of pee out the window.

Your mom should've taught you that there is no 'of' in 'should HAVE.'

That's definitely not a nice time OP! I hope you got to wash it all off straight away.

At least she had her mouth closed. 2Strangers1Rollercoaster

Judging by the name on the fml, I think OP is a he

giantsfan2010 23

I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening

SystemofaBlink41 27

I just pictured a never-ending chain of people barfing.

giantsfan2010 23

For some reason I did as well, great minds think alike!

PePziNL 20

The BarferCoaster. Fun for the whole family!

I hope that wasn't your first experience with roller coasters...Either way hopefully next time you go on one, it goes better!

I think I would have thrown up as well, and then started a chain reaction of it. But when ever I hear stories like this I can help but think of the movie The Sandlot!

Wallflowerchild 12

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this movie.

it just had to be the person in front of you, not anyone else. that's my luck in life