Kids, Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in...

By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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You deserved it 5 858

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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You deserved it 15 849

By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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You deserved it 4 745

Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 350

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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You deserved it 3 259

By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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You deserved it 6 153

What goes up…

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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You deserved it 904

Germ warfare

By kallens - 17/01/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 557

By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Monday 13 July 2015 23:39

I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening

wheresmymary 22

Monday 13 July 2015 23:41

He was probably really embarrassed

Comments

YourOpinionSucks 22

Monday 13 July 2015 23:37

Sounds like a sticky situation.

CommentKing207 23

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:14

You failed. Miserably.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:42

It's sickening when people are so quick to spew out these overused puns that immediately get down voted into oblivion.

mds9986 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:06

44- it's even more sickening that people actually get mad at them. Does it really bother you that much?

NathanSchmitz988 7

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:17

Yes

MalekiMaker99 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:25

Is it really such a bother?

sstahpp 33

Tuesday 14 July 2015 11:28

47..you completely missed it.

YourOpinionSucks 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 13:14

It's part of the English language, if you don't like puns, or play on words, invent your own language, or maybe go **** yourself. Either one is fine.

deathshead 19

Tuesday 14 July 2015 13:19

and don't learn Chinese it's full of puns, the language is basicly built for puns.

irwingiggles 26

Monday 13 July 2015 23:38

awwh that is disgusting! poor you!

ScottVining 21

Monday 13 July 2015 23:38

My dog threw up out the window of the car and a similar result occurred

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:23

This just reminded me of It's Always Sunny, the show that taught me not to throw jars of pee out the window.

NathanSchmitz988 7

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:39

Your mom should of taught you that

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 14 July 2015 7:14

Your mom should've taught you that there is no 'of' in 'should HAVE.'

gosh_mate 30

Monday 13 July 2015 23:39

That's definitely not a nice time OP! I hope you got to wash it all off straight away.

Nexpecto 28

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:45

At least she had her mouth closed. 2Strangers1Rollercoaster

DoomSkuller 28

Tuesday 14 July 2015 7:55

Judging by the name on the fml, I think OP is a he

giantsfan2010 23

Monday 13 July 2015 23:39

I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 13 July 2015 23:50

I just pictured a never-ending chain of people barfing.

giantsfan2010 23

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:01

For some reason I did as well, great minds think alike!

logicnazi 18

Tuesday 14 July 2015 1:46

Family guy. You know the episode.

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 2:56

The BarferCoaster. Fun for the whole family!

chrisann1023 21

Monday 13 July 2015 23:40

I hope that wasn't your first experience with roller coasters...Either way hopefully next time you go on one, it goes better!

khorstmye 15

Monday 13 July 2015 23:40

I think I would have thrown up as well, and then started a chain reaction of it. But when ever I hear stories like this I can help but think of the movie The Sandlot!