Kids: Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By ow my kidneys - 14/07/2015 10:33 - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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Monday 30 November 2009 20:08

What I would give to see this on video.

shananigans 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:28

"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

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SilentHarmony 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:03

ewwww...

vapors 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:00

Ewww for the vomit, Mmmm for the girl on girl action. And ofc, the kids barrel roll.

sodahhhr 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:35

Super Mario World style?

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:52

*woopwoop woopwoopwoop woop*

EvieAngel 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:16

*snickers*

jts2 3

Monday 30 November 2009 20:04

I'd be excited. "H-hey, how many points I get?" While counting the downed children. No, no, I kid. Ouch.

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 30 November 2009 20:08

What I would give to see this on video.

jts2 3

Monday 30 November 2009 20:17

Lol, same here.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:20

WooHoo! Grand Slam!

12inchD 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:23

wow jackass

_Sophia_ 14

Monday 30 November 2009 20:24

Forget the kids, I think we've forgotten the most important question here, did you get vomit on your clothes? Otherwise FYL indeed.

shananigans 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:28

"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

perdix 29

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

Did they have to pay extra for a ride on the Vomit Comet?

Dr_Pwn 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:50

PUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!11111337

QueenB123 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:43

Well ewwwwwwwwwww sorry about that (Must have sucked bad)

Starfire22 5

Monday 30 November 2009 20:44

+ 5 points for kids 5 n up +10 points for kids younger, so what was your final score ;)

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