Kids, Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in...

By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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What goes up…

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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Germ warfare

By kallens - 17/01/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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Monday 13 July 2015 23:39

I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening

wheresmymary 22

Monday 13 July 2015 23:41

He was probably really embarrassed

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EclipseCandy6 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:58

I feel sorry for the kid that puked too, poor thing, must've gotten it all over himself too! It's the worst if it gets in your hair though.. F both of your lives!

carl_carl_ 28

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:59

Aha yes, the boy was around my age (maybe younger.) As of right now I'm staying in one of the cabins at Cedar Point in Ohio. I don't know why it says I'm in Kansas, probably because I haven't stated my location, lol. If you were wondering I was on Top Thrill Dragster in the amusement park, which is quite fast so I didn't have to suffer that long. I cleaned up immediately once I got in the bathroom. Yes it was disgusting, but he was apologetic afterwards and I was very forgiving. Stuff happens.

myanichole 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 2:35

At cedar point that seems to happen a lot. In one visit at least 3 different people threw up on 3 different rides I was on.

Titan_Slayer 21

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:05

Ah I live in Ohio and I've been there a few times. I didn't go on the dragster because I was very cowardly that day but I can definitely see how vomit would travel on that ride. FYL.

allforfun 23

Tuesday 14 July 2015 5:19

I live in Ohio too and have seen a ton of vomit there. Every time I visit the park i see at least one puke puddle. The funniest one was all over the garbage can at the Power Tower. Poor guy almost made it lol. A seagull was eating chunks out of one by the Corkscrew, and they had to clean it out of the car i was about to sit in on the Magnum.

shmoooopie 29

Tuesday 14 July 2015 16:53

The last time I was there I was waiting in line for the Raptor. As the car pulled into the station a guy in the front seat projectile vomited everywhere. The best part was watching him lift up his harness and seeing huge chunks of vomit fall down from it on to his head and the back of his neck