Kids, Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in...

By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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What goes up…

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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Germ warfare

By kallens - 17/01/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Monday 13 July 2015 23:39

I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening

wheresmymary 22

Monday 13 July 2015 23:41

He was probably really embarrassed

Comments

melpower 23

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:47

On the bright side,.. it didn't enter your mouth !

Liu1992 14

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:52

Boy's name is Galileo.LOL

jezka374 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:23

Well that guy definitely wasn't an adrenaline junkie...

sikanderme 7

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:35

this was silly

leaandra 13

Tuesday 14 July 2015 5:20

Better than on your face I suppose! Still sucks though! Sorry OP.

ShellyLahey 14

Tuesday 14 July 2015 5:42

At least it wasn't in your mouth?

sikanderme 7

Tuesday 14 July 2015 6:35

how many times has it happened???

thehackersknow 16

Tuesday 14 July 2015 6:43

At least it didn't go in your mouth!

ThatSadGirl 13

Tuesday 14 July 2015 6:46

At least it didn't go into your mouth or all over your clothes! Coulda been worse buddy.

Xion0014 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 11:58

I hope you handled it well. I get incredibly angry when people throw up near me or spoil it by throwing up on rides, if you can't handle the roller coaster and know it, please don't get on and ruin it for everyone else ):