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By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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complic8d3vil 0

next time just shit or piss on him!

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

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Missdorkydork797 0

Ydi for waking him up

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aback 4

Sounds like Daddy, Big Brother, or Uncle George used to "bother" him when he slept, if you know what I mean.

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gaff1229 1

Bite his ear off, Mike Tyson style! When they respond to a light tap with violence, you must destroy their spirit before they hurt someone else!

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JesseJaymz 0

just tell the flight attendant that guy said he wanted to blow up the plane.

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nicolers1214 0

lol guess what happened after that. FUL.

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eaglesfan654 0

wasn't that the one where there went to India

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kayPandastyle 15

what an ass lol and im sorry but i can totally imagine that going down and id die from laughter lol but FYL you shoulda climbed over him anyways and peed on him in the process lol

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iplayrugby18 11

Regardless of the OP's gender...just have that assh**e arrested. Sleeping or not it's no excuse to hit a woman.

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noscope_ftw 0

u just said regardless of op's gender then said u shudnt hit a woman... well that's regarding gender then...

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