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By Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

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Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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krivedko 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:19

how can u ACCIDENTLY press ctrl+v??? YDI, seriously

dinosaursmoo 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:08

I lol'd XD Can you imagine being the girl and being like "Lalalalalala, oh let's say hi to freddy. 'hey' la la la waiting for him to reply. "GENITAL WARTS BLAH BLAH BLAH' eeeekkk!" :D

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catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:03

It's possible he was trying to type a capital V but hit control instead of shift and when he tried to delete he hit return instead of backspace.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:03

Warts? On my genitals? It's more likely than you think.

rabid_otaku 29

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:29

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways... Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

mplsmech 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:19

What sucks isn't the fact that OP 'accidently' hit ctrl-V AND pressed enter to send it, but the fact that he/she has genital warts. LMAO SUCKS TO BE YOU! haha

nirvan5a 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:08

u click accidently two key combination, wow ur chosen one haha.

GodsOfWrath 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:19

Genital warts (or Condyloma, Condylomata acuminata, or venereal warts, also anal wart or anogenital wart) is a highly contagious sexually transmitted infection caused by some sub-types of human papillomavirus (HPV). It is spread through direct skin-to-skin contact during oral, genital, or anal sex with an infected partner oops!

spinky_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:26

fake. you cant paste an entire article due to character limits.

sixela165 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:52

how do you do press to keys at the sane time wiyh out noticing

boricua_4life407 5

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:40

Haha I've been trying to figure out how you can't just look in your typing space and notice you copied+pasted such an article... or the fact that you just accidentally pasted that... Oh well, that is a 'Me' thing to do! D: