Miscellaneous: Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked...

By bigryngf - 04/08/2009 22:12 - United States

Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By chubbs - 28/05/2014 21:07 - United States - Vacaville

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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This can't be legal, surely?

By Joe just Joe - 24/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my landlord sold the apartment I’ve been renting for 10 years without telling me. I found this out when the new owners showed up at the door with boxes. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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Late stage capitalism

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 22:00

Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML

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marz88 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:21

That's how the FMLs are written.... doesn't mean that he is currently sitting outside in the rain right now. He is probably describing the situation when it happened. THINK!

ForestFire0 1

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:22

Didn't you notice your roommate had moved out with all his stuff three days ago? And why is your landlord so uncompromising? He just made you move all your stuff out? Is your place in terrible condition or something? This is definitely a YDI.

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Ranoona 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:01

I agree with #126

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:03

I agree, your roommate probably had more faith in you as a human being and didn't think it was necessary to tell you that your lease was going to be up soon. YDI!

lfc4life 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:19

firstly...your a moron for not checking your lease.... secondly..instead of getting to a computer and writing about this on fmylife.com...u shud be calling someone so u have a place to crash instead of standing in a parking lot while its raining... YDI

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:20

At least you have Internet .

efwiz 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 16:18

You're using your smartphone in the rain? That's not very bright.

ninja578 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 16:33

sorry dude, couda happen to anyone, i get preoccupied with other stuff as well

UrbanerMezei 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 17:46

YDI for not keeping track of your own lease... stop going through life expecting other people to do things for you.

BaGu_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:11

"I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining, and my laptop is getting wet while I'm writing this."

midwestjerk 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:19

Wow, you so very much deserved this one. How are you so thick that you don't know when your lease ends? I don't care if you're not the primary on the lease, but you should have a goddamn clue. Enjoy being homeless for a few days, dumbass!