By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
I agree, your life sucks 92 041
You deserved it 14 508

Same thing different taste

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Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.

well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.

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Hey, at least you know she'll stay with you! Apparently she would never give you up, never let you down, never run around and hurt you. Be happy, until you realize what just happened.

FYL because you have a girlfriend that doesn't want to embarrass you and is trying to find ways to compensate.

I didn't know they had a google search for that!

I guess you rather be small to know that she's referring to you. Else... Good luck dude.

soccerdragon1991 0

On the bright side she took the time to look up ways to please you.

iBiteRoses 22

I'd say her life "sucks" after you make her do it lol

Thats weird because I was on my moms computer and on google and "best positions for a small penis" popped up. Those, exact, words! Maybe this is my moms boyfriend? :o