Neighbours and Intimacy: Blinding - FML

Blinding

By ... - 29/11/2008 11:50 - France

Spicy

Today, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You Can Leave Your Hat On." When the song was over, I was completely naked. She then said : "Maybe we should've closed the shutters…" FML

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Same thing different taste

By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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What are you doing?

By Noname - 20/02/2009 05:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Spicy

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Spicy

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Careless Whisper?

By InsultToInjury - 28/12/2018 04:00

Spicy

Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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prophetsam 12

Tuesday 24 February 2009 7:44

Hope you didn't give the Granny across-the-way a Heart Attack! LOL!

laut_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:56

Don't sweat it man. If she left the blinds open then even better! Seriously, you did that for her. That's pretty cool and anyone who saw it and saw her is probably thinking "Damn, lucky guy"

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prophetsam 12

Tuesday 24 February 2009 7:44

Hope you didn't give the Granny across-the-way a Heart Attack! LOL!

laut_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:56

Don't sweat it man. If she left the blinds open then even better! Seriously, you did that for her. That's pretty cool and anyone who saw it and saw her is probably thinking "Damn, lucky guy"

musiclover81493 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 11:22

Oops! Thats a blinds fail. But I liked the way you said "well actually last night." That was rather clever of you.

LeashaJoy5595 28

Tuesday 3 February 2015 20:59

Totally what I was thinking! Good way to bend the "Today" rule

LchTessMnstr 3

Monday 8 June 2009 19:30

Not too much of a problem the way i see it...I mean...unless you're really self conscious.

PumpkinTarte 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:28

Wow nice face morphism you got there!

Mhmthathappened 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:25

This shouldn't even count as a picture, it is very cute, but it isn't quite... YOUR face.

bradley914 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:16

haha I look like a dog anyway

BriaaaNicole 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:43

awhhhh, look at the cute lil' doggy. :D

RandomThemeSong 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:02

That song's the best... But the song's only like 2 or 3 minutes and I'm pretty sure nobody saw, stay cool.

SarahsWickedGame 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:31

awwwww =3

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 8:05

That was her only reaction to it? Poor you :( At least you tried.

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