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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:04

At least now he knows what you've got under there.

WOTAN1488 24

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:05

Maybe he liked it :)

Comments

nitrojunky24 10

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:34

As a guy this would be the highlight of my day.

skyguy592 15

Wednesday 30 March 2016 3:56

so true

Bonafonte 24

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:46

I hope that resulted in him coming to your aid and picking you up and carrying you off into your happily ever after. But that's just me.

Estelle101_fml 13

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:50

Don't worry honey, it's fate (wink, wink)

JCRouzer29 27

Tuesday 29 March 2016 19:25

Ohh I get you OP "tripped" right. *wink

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 29 March 2016 19:30

I'm pretty sure I saw a movie that started like this. And then the 70's guitar started playing. BOW CHICKA CHICKA BOW WOW!

Nena_100 15

Tuesday 29 March 2016 21:05

pretty sure thats actually a pron

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 30 March 2016 0:35

I'm pretty sure I saw it. :D

tigershark44 8

Tuesday 29 March 2016 19:42

Maybe that was his wish coming true?

WolfsScar 15

Tuesday 29 March 2016 19:43

Bet you got his attention after that.. ;)

KIEdekka 14

Tuesday 29 March 2016 20:00

Hey, he got a sneak preview and a teaser trailer at the same time! He'll be back.

dragonuv345 4

Tuesday 29 March 2016 20:28

At least he knows your falling for him

thatsme293 28

Tuesday 29 March 2016 20:43

Hey, it's nothing nobody's ever seen before.

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Same thing different taste

Smooth

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Play it cool

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